Whatever I want

Posted on May 30, 2012 at 8AM • permalink

professorgoogoo:

Mom you are drunk

Mom no

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when your song comes on in the club …

Posted on May 29, 2012 at 11PM • permalink

black people :

white people :

I guess I’m not black or white.

I don’t dance.

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 11PM

pokephrases:

I was expecting a move that was actually, you know, wonderful.

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 11PM

slapface:

avatar-parallels:

Little Girl.

In which 2 water tribe jerks call 2 bamfs as ‘little girl’.

SOUTHERN WATER TRIBE AIN’T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH~

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livingtombstone:

whatlander:

tbpnemo:

kittybots:

speedweedracer:

Thank you.

Bob Ross, my spirit animal.

Treating art as an unlearnable superpower is like claiming it is impossible for you to learn to swim.

Treating art as an unlearnable superpower reduces decades of hard work and practice to “oh you were born with it, you’re so lucky.”

Stop treating art as an unlearnable superpower.

^this one hundred times

Pure poetry

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 11PM

-everdeen:

→ You are an extremely attractive cast of cartoon characters

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 9PM • permalink

benditlikekorra:

korraaa:

YOU FAB GURL

WORK DAT UPDO

benditlikekorra:

korraaa:

YOU FAB GURL

WORK DAT UPDO

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fireferretfuzzies:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

masterarrowhead:

element-of-change:

Most inevitable gif in the history of gifs…

but a wonderful gif it is

I love you guys.

fireferretfuzzies:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

masterarrowhead:

element-of-change:

Most inevitable gif in the history of gifs…

but a wonderful gif it is

I love you guys.

(Source: act-of-insanity)

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 9PM

Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 8PM

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I Am The Challenger »

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKETY

BLANKETY

BLANK

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 7PM

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jumpersandelectric:

valedecem:

registeredgoatoffender:

fourthway:

vengadores:

this is the only avengers thing i’m ever going to reblog

omfg it matches so well.

Loki’in dirty.

literally perfect